MASK-SLUT

I will tell you about my facemask. Well not just the one I always wear, but of the others too; the ones I’ve abandoned in a drawer and hope to wear someday but never do. There isn’t much to do during this coronacation that I’d have to own multiple facemask, but I have many. I’m weird like that. Sometimes I hear the facemask on the windowsill whisper indignantly to themselves:

   “I had a better life at the dealers”

   “This loser really going to just leave us hanging here all day”

   “If he does wear me soon, I’ll just let him get the Corona when he does”

My favorite mask isn’t even a surgical mask. People hype these surgical masks too much. There ARE better masks. Like the conspicuous N95. Problem with the N95, though is that they are plain right pretentious. You aren’t in a biochemical attack in the middle of WWII,  Kevin, put down the mask. What a weird lot these n95 wearers are, next time you see someone wearing a N95, just check their pocket, you will find a pocket watch and they will have a slight British accent.

I have so many surgical masks on my window sill and I’ve worn some of them and they look so old. They age like millennials. That’s why I love my clothe masks. I’ve never washed any of my cloth masks though. Like I’ve never thought of adding my mask to my laundry. Who remembers to do so. Even my grandma wouldn’t. I always just decide to buy a new one, hence mask-slut.

Yes, I had nothing to do today. And yes, I will waste your time like this again.

P.S: I know the past two minutes have added nothing to your life, maybe a few cheap laughs, but please subscribe to my blog because I’m trying to grow it. And like it (please) .Next time I’ll inform you whether what you are about to read will add value to your life(maybe) but while you are still here, please check out my other blogs here:

Fear:

https://bowen.home.blog/2020/09/20/fear/

Sarah:

https://bowen.home.blog/2020/06/02/sarah/

You Don’t Matter That Much:

https://bowen.home.blog/2020/05/26/you-dont-matter-that-much/

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